Species Identification: “paycheckus collectorus” – These human-esque creatures are drawn to behemoth companies and government environments. Their habitat includes nesting in cube/office territories where they often remain until death or retirement. Is quite fond of the stability of the parasitic arrangement. Known to hibernate for long periods throughout the day. Prefers artificial lighting to natural sunlight. Highly susceptible to brain mush diseases – the result of which includes the inability to question the status quo.
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